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“You sure know how to pick ‘em, Earline.” “Mama, you’ve made sum mistakes with men, too.” “Earline, we ain’t talkin’ about my mistakes this mornin’ – we’re talkin about yours.” “Yes, mama, but I didn’t know that he dranked wen I took up with him.” “Are you stoopid? What did you think was in them paper cups – sody pop? An didn’t you smell it?”...

Being recently retired and finding that I now have more time to do what I want to, I have started paying more attention to television advertisements and, frankly, I have become a big fan of Genie bras. I calmly watched the first commercial a couple of weeks ago and learned that those things are magic!! I heard and saw a testimonial from a woman who wears a double D!! (Like I could identify with...

All the people hovering over me right now think I am in the last stages of dying, but I’m not. I’m simply pretending to be in a comatose state so I don’t have to interact with them and so I can listen in on their conversations – I’m that kind of woman. However, a few minutes ago, I was sorely tempted to open my eyes and yell out, “That’s a big a-- lie!” Why? Because my cousin...

Yesterday, I gently nudged the car in front of me in traffic while I was doing a quick check to find something in my purse and the guy I hit then hit the car in front of him, which caused that person to hit the car in front of him, and . . . well, anyway, the guy I hit had an ATTITUDE, and frankly, I didn’t like it. He was one arrogant twerp. He studied his front and back bumpers and my front...

I do not consider myself to be a prude, but I have never enjoyed looking at other women’s bare boobs, or the rest of their bare bodies, for that matter. I think this feeling comes from Junior High when I was forced to strip and take a shower every day with the other girls in P.E. class. Anyway, my main problem at that time was that I didn’t have any (boobs, that is). I wore a nicely padded...

I tried hard to keep from pushing the buzzer I had hidden in my hand, but my finger had a mind of its own. Before I even had time to react mentally, the buzzer sprang into action and did its job – the woman sitting directly across from me felt the full force of the zap – she jerked her head to the left and then to the right, and I silently laughed. Maybe now that broad would put a lid on it,...

Being recently retired and finding that I now have more time to do what I want to, I have started paying more attention to television advertisements and, frankly, I have become a big fan of Genie bras. I calmly watched the first commercial a couple of weeks ago and learned that those things are magic!! I heard and saw a testimonial from a woman who wears a double D!! (Like I could identify with...

"You sure know how to pick ‘em, Earline.” “Mama, you’ve made sum mistakes with men, too.” “Earline, we ain’t talkin’ about my mistakes this mornin’ – we’re talkin about yours.” “Yes, mama, but I didn’t know that he dranked wen I took up with him.” “Are you stoopid? What did you think was in them paper cups – sody pop? An didn’t you smell it?” “All...

When Jerry Ray tole me to go fetch him a beer, I tole him to go fetch it hisself. He hollered out that I warn’t much of a wife, and I tole him to go pound sand. He said that, with my attitude, he guessed there warn’t ‘gonna be no sex that night, and I tole him he was rite about that. He shut up, rolled over, and soon started snorin.’ I went out on the front porch and smoked me a Lucky...

When Jerry Ray tole me to go fetch him a beer, I tole him to go fetch it hisself. He hollered out that I warn’t much of a wife, and I tole him to go pound sand. He said that, with my attitude, he guessed there warn’t ‘gonna be no sex that night, and I tole him he was rite about that. He shut up, rolled over, and soon started snorin.’ I went out on the front porch and smoked me a Lucky...