From the desk of Benjamin Franklin
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in your Amours you should prefer old women to young ones. This you call a Paradox, and demand my Reasons They are these:1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World, and their Minds are better stored with observations, their Conversation is more improving...
"What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmothers do it." - Sally Rand, 71
It doesn't matter how attractive you do or don't believe you are. If you answer the door in latex gloves, pantyhose and a shiny plastic raincoat, we are heading right to bed.
Just recently ordered on Amazon, Naked at Our Age: Talking Out Loud About Senior Sex
and Better Than I Ever Expected: Straight Talk About Sex After Sixty by Joan Price.I've done well enough on my own, mind you, including wooing women as old as 71 into a skintight full bodied rubber suit, but it always helps to learn more, especially from a Sexy Senior Citizen's point of view.....Well, I've...