Stupid Quotes

Posted October 14, 2007, 5:18 pm in Other
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Miss Teen USA Judge: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?"Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton:

"I personally believe, that U.S. Americans,
are unable to do so,
because uh,
some, people out there, in our nation don't have maps.
and uh…
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as…
and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,
in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future,
for us."

"And now, will y'all stand and be recognized."
Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh

"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
Samuel Goldwyn

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
John Wayne, Actor

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."
Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

"Would you like to become a regular on the show?" Barry Goldwater: "No, thank you. I'd much rather watch you in bed with my wife."
Joey Bishop (talk-show host)

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
Dan Quayle

"We are not ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
Dan Quayle

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
Dan Quayle

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
David Dinkins, mayor of New York City

"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."
Homer J. Simpson

"I invented the internet."
Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
Doug Collins, basketball commentator

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