Blonde Jokes

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Added: Wed. Jul 15, 2009 8:09pm
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I love to laugh. 

It's better than medicine, better than walking in the mall, and much better than booze 'cause I can do it yet stay in control.

Every morning, the first thing I do is pour a cup of coffee and open the comics pages of the newspaper.  I like "Zits," "Nate," and "Sally Forth," and sometimes "Doonesbury" just for a dash of silly sarcasm.

Next, I read the "News of the Weird" articles on the BackPage. Those stories almost always crack me up ... especially the ones about cerebrally challenged crooks who write their "give-me-the-money" demands on their checking account deposit slips and leave them at the scene of the crime.

But the best belly-laughs of the day I find in e-mails from friends and family and, of those, I most appreciate "Blonde Jokes."  Supposedly, these airhead anecdotes are assigned to persons of pale complexion, but (as a man of minimum melanin myself) I say the joke could be on or about anyone.  For example:

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?

         It takes too long to re-train them.

What do you call an eternity?

 Four blondes at a four way stop.

and

Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?

You see, in the bad old politically incorrect days, the personas of these jokes might be of, oh say, eastern European extraction.  Nowadays that's a no-no.  One cannot make jokes involving race, creed, physical size, or religion (other than Catholic jokes). But substitute "blonde" as the schlemiel and it's socially acceptable -- even for those of us who are (or were at one time) blonde.

So, make my day!  Send me a "Blonde" joke or, if you're a liberal socialist pinko who appreciates puncturing political bi-polar personalities, send me a "Bush" quote (e.g.: I don't know of anybody in my administration who leaked classified information. If somebody did leak classified information, I'd like to know it.)                                                               -- George W. Bush

It's all good.

dwb