When you're face falls off your FACE!

Added: Thu Jul 10th 10:36am
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Okay, I’m not sure what happened to Helen Hunt, but apparently her face got caught in a vacuum machine and she was only able to survive after pulling back so hard that her face fell off.

It doesn’t seem that long ago that Helen Hunt was perky and attractive and played everyone’s wife on TV and in the movies.  WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED?

The reason I’m so concerned is because when I went off to meet my school pals at the ranch, one of them thought she was giving me a compliment when she said, “Kelly, your face hasn’t fallen yet.  You’re still in good shape!”  May I point out that Helen Hunt is only FORTY-FIVE YEARS old?
 
So, I’m feeling pretty good about myself, but I am overcome with empathy, compassion and pity for poor Helen.

I’ll bet the Paparazzi are chasing her around, but not for the reason she would hope.  It’s just so sad, and the reason I’m so AFRAID is that I had already decided NOT to ever go under the knife.  BoyHowdy, am I ever rethinking THAT!  I mean, what do you say to someone who taps you on the shoulder and you turn around with a face like that...and then of course, they would GASP...I mean, I WOULD, wouldn’t YOU?  Geez, I’m going to go put some skin-firming cream on my face right now!
kk
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Luckily, my face hasn't fallen yet but several other things have...my neck is draping down like the curtains at the Ritz Movie Theater and my ass looks like a Charpay puppy face.

I think what's happened to Helen's face must have to do with a terrible sadness or bad genes.  We are lucky in that we got really good skin genes from The Ancient One.  She kind of negated that by leaving us by the pool every day when we were little though.  I got so dark my Native American genes (that we got from our father) made me look like a blond-haired, Barbie/Pocohantas doll.  Constant direct sun with no sun screen and daily cheese burgers have made my face what it is today.

I think people's true personalities come out in their faces.  I mean, look a Leona Helmsly...sheesh.  Now there was an unhappy, meanass woman.  Everybody hated her so much that the only people she could leave her fortune to were dogs!  Her face kinda looked like one of those black and white 'butterfly' dogs with the ears that looked like little bat wings.  That's what happens when you're an asshole.  You end up looking like a dog, an alien from one of the Star Wars movies, or Boris Karloff.

Stay nice and see what happens to your face.  Make it an experiment,
SalGal