Me and My Genie Bras

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Added: Tue. Jan 31, 2012 4:25pm
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Being recently retired and finding that I now have more time to do what I want to, I have started paying more attention to television advertisements and, frankly, I have become a big fan of Genie bras. I calmly watched the first commercial a couple of weeks ago and learned that those things are magic!! I heard and saw a testimonial from a woman who wears a double D!! (Like I could identify with that.) Anyway, I learned that Genie bras give the lift that every woman wants. And, they lift and separate your left boob from your right – now that’s a good thing, isn’t it? Do any of us women want one boob that spreads all the way across our chest? I think not. Anyway, I learned that they make us look younger instantly!!! And, there are no under wires to jab and poke us. That is n-i-c-e-e-e.   

I was sold after that first TV commercial and I quickly dialed the phone number on the screen because the special only lasted 10 minutes. If I acted then, I could get six Genie bras for the price of three – and they were only $59.99!! I ordered the largest size offered because I wanted to get my money’s worth (I’m smart like that.)

When they arrived, I tried them on immediately. I chose the beige sets for every day wear and decided to save the white sets for church and the black sets for nightclubs (not that I ever go to any . . . )  I put huge beige bra number 1 on and pulled it down over my stomach and rear end – it made a great girdle. I then used a whole roll of toilet paper to fill the oversized (for me) cups – can we say, “high school days all over again?” so I could finally have some decent-sized boobs. I then used the other beige bra as a  second defense girdle and pulled it over my rear end. The method I used was to  simply turn it backwards and step into the arm holes using my legs instead. Each of the huge cups covered one of my butt cheeks perfectly and I felt much more confident when I left the house. I now wear my Genie bras (two of them) every day – I exude confidence and people take me more seriously than they did before.   And, I am finally getting the respect that I deserve. So  there.