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I spent Christmas day of 2008 on the pulmonary floor of Florida Hospital North in Altamonte Springs with a severe case of pneumonia in my right lung. I'm feeling better today, but living in a hospital room for five days is no picnic. I was poked and tested at all hours of the day and night, so, needless to say, I didn't get much sleep. My father said a hospital is not for rest, it's for recovery. That's true, and I had no idea just how sick I was.
I saw all sorts of doctors and specialists. Each one asked me the same basic questions to which I gave the same basic replies.
"Are you a smoker?"
"No, I quit 14 months ago after almost 40 years."
"That's great! Congratulations."
"Thank you."
"Do you drink?"
"No. Not anymore. Diabetes pretty much took care of that." And it's true. I rarely have a drink these days because alcohol can really have affects on the liver and so does Metformin, one of the diabetes medications. The two don't mix and I could become very sick from the combination.
That line of questioning reminds me of just what a dull life I'm living these days. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not boring and I'm never bored with myself, but it's a far cry from my party days. It's not that long ago (or is it?) that I can remember when, in my early 20s, I could stay up until 4:00am partying and thinking I could do this forever. Well, not every night.
In my early 30s, I could party with the best of them until 2:00 in the morning.
In my early 40s, it was no problem staying up until midnight.
In my early 50s. Hmm. I'm not in my early 50s anymore. I'm 56 and now I start thinking about going to bed soon after watching Jeopardy.
Ina
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Posted 4:48am January 4th, 2009I am a saint. Say I aint! I don't know you from thou though. I guess thou would be a lot holier in the head
"Comma!" "Fool, stop! (It is my period!)"
Have a nice Sunday!
Dave Knechel
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Posted 7:58pm January 3rd, 2009Oh, I guess that makes you holier than thou.
Ina
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Posted 5:15pm January 3rd, 2009We call that 'sanitair'
But then again I can choose from multiple holes I suppose.
Dave Knechel
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Posted 2:13pm January 3rd, 2009. = period
: = colon
; = semicolon
, = comma
etc., etc.
You'll have to ask someone proficient in English what a poop chute is, but I'll give you a clue. It ends in a little hole you use when you sit on the toilet.
Ina
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Posted 1:20pm January 3rd, 2009I don't put plastic on my shelves!
I wouldnot know...
A poop chute sounds interesting. The word period I knew, I didnot associate it with a semicolon... A semicolon being? a dot or period? Difficult!
Dave Knechel
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Posted 10:44am January 3rd, 2009It was all a play on words, Ina. A period, colon and semicolon are punctuation marks. A period is also a female menstrual cycle and a colon is part of the anatomy, namely, the poop chute. I was just playing around. I know there's no such thing as nail palace, manopause or pantry hose.
Isn't that paper or plastic you place on pantry shelves known as pantry liner?
Ina
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Posted 6:30am January 3rd, 2009Now I have really studied on this comment. A colon = : or a karteldarm, which is an organ inside you, I don't want to know exactly what it is for. Half of it would be also a . (a dot) or half an organ. And that every month. I think I must admit that I absolutely don't get it. I am in the dark. I am puzzled.
Je spreekt weer eens wartaal!
How are you doing now?
Dave Knechel
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Posted 7:59pm January 2nd, 2009Actually, I was wrong. I used to get my monthly colon, but after manopause, it switched to a semicolon.
Ina
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Posted 5:55pm January 2nd, 2009Bloody awfull busyness. I never heard anyone call it a colon, though.
Dave Knechel
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Posted 5:53pm January 2nd, 2009No, it's that time of the month. I'm getting my colon.
Ina
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Posted 5:51pm January 2nd, 2009Polish! You meant nailpolish! Now I get it. How awfull, was that a new set of pantyhoses?
Ina
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Posted 5:48pm January 2nd, 2009Je spreekt wartaal, ouwe jongen
Menopause huh. Even your panty hose is crying... Pantryhose?? For when you cook?? Did you take hormonpills or something?
Dave Knechel
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Posted 5:45pm January 2nd, 2009Falling apart. Crumbling.
Hold on... I've got to go get my nail palace to fix the tear in my pantry hose.
Ina
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Posted 5:39pm January 2nd, 2009As a verb? To pot??
Dave Knechel
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Posted 5:34pm January 2nd, 2009Yes, and I haven't shaved my ear hairs since I got out of the hospital, either. I sure am going to pot.
Ina
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Posted 4:59pm January 2nd, 2009True.. But then again you can cry over -- > 0 football
It is captive audience, isnot it.. ? Not kept?
Dave Knechel
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Posted 4:52pm January 2nd, 2009I'd have a lot more hair and I'd cry easier.
Ina
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Posted 2:56pm January 2nd, 2009If you were a woman with menopause instead of a man with cramps, how could we, your kept audience, possibly know the difference
Dave Knechel
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Posted 9:19am January 2nd, 2009Boy, that would put a cramp in my style. Hey, wait... it would be one less cramp, right?
babyboomerbev
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Posted 10:47pm January 1st, 2009If you were a woman you could blame everything on MENOPAUSE!
Dave Knechel
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Posted 8:52pm January 1st, 2009Jeopardy is over at 7:30, soon after I take my night time meds for diabetes. Then, before bed, I take my cholesterol pills. Oh, it's fun. I think that's why I make stupid mistakes like getting my dates wrong.