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Subject: Growing Bolder | My Life's in Jeopardy

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My Life's in Jeopardy

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Added: Thu. Jan 01, 2009 8:47am
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I spent Christmas day of 2008 on the pulmonary floor of Florida Hospital North in Altamonte Springs with a severe case of pneumonia in my right lung. I'm feeling better today, but living in a hospital room for five days is no picnic. I was poked and tested at all hours of the day and night, so, needless to say, I didn't get much sleep. My father said a hospital is not for rest, it's for recovery. That's true, and I had no idea just how sick I was.

I saw all sorts of doctors and specialists. Each one asked me the same basic questions to which I gave the same basic replies.

"Are you a smoker?"

"No, I quit 14 months ago after almost 40 years."

"That's great! Congratulations."

"Thank you."

"Do you drink?"

"No. Not anymore. Diabetes pretty much took care of that." And it's true. I rarely have a drink these days because alcohol can really have affects on the liver and so does Metformin, one of the diabetes medications. The two don't mix and I could become very sick from the combination.

That line of questioning reminds me of just what a dull life I'm living these days. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not boring and I'm never bored with myself, but it's a far cry from my party days. It's not that long ago (or is it?) that I can remember when, in my early 20s, I could stay up until 4:00am partying and thinking I could do this forever. Well, not every night.

In my early 30s, I could party with the best of them until 2:00 in the morning.

In my early 40s, it was no problem staying up until midnight.

In my early 50s. Hmm. I'm not in my early 50s anymore. I'm 56 and now I start thinking about going to bed soon after watching Jeopardy.




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    Ina
    Posted 4:48am January 4th, 2009

    I am a saint. Say I aint! I don't know you from thou though. I guess thou would be a lot holier in the head  

    "Comma!" "Fool, stop!  (It is my period!)"

     Have a nice Sunday!

     




  • Posted 7:58pm January 3rd, 2009
    Oh, I guess that makes you holier than thou.



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    Ina
    Posted 5:15pm January 3rd, 2009
    We call that 'sanitair' 
    But then again I can choose from multiple holes I suppose.



  • Posted 2:13pm January 3rd, 2009
    . = period
    : = colon
    ; = semicolon
    , = comma
    etc., etc.

    You'll have to ask someone proficient in English what a poop chute is, but I'll give you a clue. It ends in a little hole you use when you sit on the toilet.



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    Ina
    Posted 1:20pm January 3rd, 2009

    I don't put plastic on my shelves! I wouldnot know...

    A poop chute sounds interesting. The word period I knew, I didnot associate it with a semicolon...  A semicolon being? a dot or period? Difficult!




  • Posted 10:44am January 3rd, 2009
    It was all a play on words, Ina. A period, colon and semicolon are punctuation marks. A period is also a female menstrual cycle and a colon is part of the anatomy, namely, the poop chute. I was just playing around. I know there's no such thing as nail palace, manopause or pantry hose.

    Isn't that paper or plastic you place on pantry shelves known as pantry liner?



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    Ina
    Posted 6:30am January 3rd, 2009

    Now I have really studied on this comment. A colon =  :  or a karteldarm, which is an organ inside you, I don't want to know exactly what it is for. Half of it would be also a . (a dot)  or half an organ.  And that every month. I think I must admit that I absolutely don't get it. I am in the dark. I am puzzled.

    Je spreekt weer eens wartaal!

    How are you doing now?

     




  • Posted 7:59pm January 2nd, 2009
    Actually, I was wrong. I used to get my monthly colon, but after manopause, it switched to a semicolon.



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    Ina
    Posted 5:55pm January 2nd, 2009
    Bloody awfull busyness.  I never heard anyone call it a colon, though.


  • Posted 5:53pm January 2nd, 2009
    No, it's that time of the month. I'm getting my colon.



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    Ina
    Posted 5:51pm January 2nd, 2009
    Polish! You meant nailpolish! Now I get it. How awfull, was that a new set of pantyhoses?


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    Ina
    Posted 5:48pm January 2nd, 2009

    Je spreekt wartaal, ouwe jongen  

    Menopause huh.  Even your panty hose is crying... Pantryhose?? For when you cook?? Did you take hormonpills or something?




  • Posted 5:45pm January 2nd, 2009
    Falling apart. Crumbling.

    Hold on... I've got to go get my nail palace to fix the tear in my pantry hose.



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    Ina
    Posted 5:39pm January 2nd, 2009
    As a verb? To pot??


  • Posted 5:34pm January 2nd, 2009
    Yes, and I haven't shaved my ear hairs since I got out of the hospital, either. I sure am going to pot.



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    Ina
    Posted 4:59pm January 2nd, 2009

    True.. But then again you can cry over -- >   0   football 

    No woman can, I think. And you have nostrilhairs...

    It is captive audience, isnot it.. ? Not kept? 

     




  • Posted 4:52pm January 2nd, 2009
    I'd have a lot more hair and I'd cry easier.



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    Ina
    Posted 2:56pm January 2nd, 2009
    If you were a woman with menopause instead of a man with cramps, how could we, your kept audience,  possibly know the difference





  • Posted 9:19am January 2nd, 2009
    Boy, that would put a cramp in my style. Hey, wait... it would be one less cramp, right?


  • Posted 10:47pm January 1st, 2009

    If you were a woman you could blame everything on MENOPAUSE!




  • Posted 8:52pm January 1st, 2009
    Jeopardy is over at 7:30, soon after I take my night time meds for diabetes. Then, before bed, I take my cholesterol pills. Oh, it's fun. I think that's why I make stupid mistakes like getting my dates wrong.

    Let me tell you, Amy, I couldn't have had a better, more dedicated staff take care of me during those 5 days. I can't even complain about the food.

    Thank you for your concern and well wishes. It was rough.




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