Take a Laugh Break

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Added: Tue. Aug 24, 2010 6:16pm
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Laughter is something that we always need to do on a daily bases.  Here are few little laughter breaks for you.  Hope you enjoy:

The Doctor and lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.  Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.  After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” 

“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”  The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.  The next day, the doctor prepared the bills.  When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

 

The Little Girl and Firefighter

A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter’s helmet.  The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter takes a closer look.  “That sure is a nice fire-truck.”  “Thanks,” says the little girl.  The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s tail.

“Little lady”, the firefighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little girl replies, “You’re probably right, but  ...then I wouldn’t have a siren”!

 

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said
'No'. Then the police said 'All patrols were busy. You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available'. George said,
'Okay'. He hung up the phone and counted to ten.

Then he phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I just shot them' and hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you shot
them!'

George said, ' I thought you said there was nobody available!' (True
Story)

I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!

Hope you enjoyed the break and this put a smile on your face.

Have a very happy week,

Debbie