Old Yeller

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Wonder what Congressman Joe Wilson yelled out when he heard about Caster Semenya's private parts? 
(Note to Joe:  Statistically speaking, one in every 2000 people are born hermaphrodites, which means you represent about 350 in your district.  Better watch what you say about that 'cause I have a hunch your next election's gonna be real close.)

Or when he heard the Governor of his state was hiking in the who-knows-what Mountains?

And for anyone who agrees with what he yelled at the President (some would say heckled, in which case Obama should have had a drink sent to his table.) the other night, would you kindly send me a transcript of Mr. Wilson's "shout outs" after he heard the following:


" We found the weapons of mass destruction..." 

or  

"The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium..." 

or

"Read my lips - no new taxes."

or

We did not- repeat, did not - trade weapons or anything else for hostages, nor will we."

or

"I'm not a crook!"

Of course, maybe Wilson was just groovin' to his (hidden) IPod the other night, as Reba sang "You Lie," and "spontaneously" decided to go "karaoke" on Obama. (Anyone find out if he won the bet?)

Or maybe not.  See, good old Joe and his family are recipients of (are you sitting down?) government run health care.  Take a look: http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2009/09/10/joe-wilson-s-dirty-health-care-secret.aspx 

Once again, the hypocrisy's so thick, you could cut it with a knife.  Government-run, single payer healthcare is good for him (and his family); bad for us.

Hey, Joe, " I love you, I'll respect you in the morning and the checks in the mail."

I have a hunch Joe thinks that's still true. And based on the fund raising efforts due to his recent ill-mannered verbal shoe-throwing outbursts, there are all too many people who don't think those are lies, either.   How sad.