Custom Hot Sauce
Added: Wed. Apr 01, 2009 7:07pm
Posted in: Dating
Recently my roommate broke up with his girlfriend. They have been an on-again off-again couple for a little while – but when I saw the UHaul truck pull up – I knew it was serious.
She had never lived at the condo – so I found it near-amazing that she had invested so much into our little condo.
At this moment – the living room is empty. No couch. No table. Bits of sand are the only things that remain where furniture once was. At this point, one could be slightly bummed that there is no place to rest your feet and watch some TV – however, life goes on.
But it doesn't end with the living room...
My bathroom now lacks a mirror. I've found mirrors to be a very important part of my day.
I move into the kitchen to cook up some tuna-noodle. Tuna-noodle is one of America's inexpensive and healthy dinners, and a dish I enjoy often. As the boiling noodles approach the two minuet warning, I pull the tuna out of the cabinet, followed by seeking the can opener. No can opener. No salt, no pepper. No sauce.
Ketchup is kind of like tomato sauce, right?
What else could I put on my noodles to spice things up? How about some of the world famous Growing Bolder Hot Sauce! Nope – thats gone too.
Who repossesses custom made Hot Sauce?