Viagra Advertising Slogans

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This came to me in an email yesterday and I thought it would be fun to share with you.  The title of the email was:  The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever 

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.  The theme:  Viagra Advertising Slogans

 

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.      

 

Several minutes later, the staff turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten list:     
                                                                                                                       

10.  Viagra:  Whaaaazzz up!

 

  9.  Viagra:  The quicker pecker picker upper

 

  8.  Viagra:  Like a rock!

 

  7.   Viagra:  When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight

 

  6.  Viagra:  Be all that you can be

 

  5.  Viagra:  reach out and touch

 

   4.  Viagra:  Strong enough for a man but made for a woman J   
                                                                                                                       
   3.  Viagra:  Home of the whopper

 

   2.  Viagra:  We bring good things to life.

  

   1.  This is your peepee.  This is your peepee on drugs