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Items Related To Tag 'blonde'

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      Liz Smith

      Born: February 2, 1923
      The Grand Dame of Dish. New York gossip columnist, at various publications, for 32 years. Her 2000 memoir, Natural Blonde, was a best-seller.


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      Blonde Jokes

      I love to laugh. It's better than medicine, better than walking in the mall, and much better than booze 'cause I can do it yet stay in control. Every morning, the first thing I do is pour a cup of coffee and open the comics pages of the newspaper. I like "Zits," "Nate," and "Sally Forth," and sometimes "Doonesbury" just for a dash of silly sarcasm. Next, I read the "News of the...

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      Best Blonde Joke of the Week

      I thank my ex-brother-in-law for this one: A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards....

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      Oldest Dog Needs Goggles

      It's believed that the world's oldest living dog is now a 20-year-old blonde wire-haired daschund named Chanel. Chanel lives in Port Jefferson Station, New York with her owner Denice Shaughnessy, a retired Army veteran who adopted Chanel in 1988.


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      "A Sexy Affair"

      A group of seniors produced an animated Claymation video in which two seniors, Morty and Ethel discuss taking the relationship to the bedroom.


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      Susan Powter

      The woman who urged us to "stop the insanity" dropped off the national radar 10 years ago. She's back with a new look, a new platform but the same powerful message: there are no shortcuts in life.


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      Tucker the Trucker

      After making her obligatory phone call to butthead, Frannie sinks her toes into the day old, half-eaten ham and pineapple pizza that is on the floor, and it feels good; really good. She likes the feeling so much that she dips her other foot in, and giggles. She then walks across the cream colored living room carpet and loves the way the marinara sauce lights it up. Wow! It pops! Nothing compares...

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      Slowly, the wiles of justice churn

      "Carla was my very best friend. We talked about everything and anything together. It didn't matter where we lived. If Carla was there, it was home to me. Now I feel very alone.'' - Jim Larson in 1999 When John Huggins was arrested for the murder of Carla Larson in 1997, several ministers who knew him said no way. He was not capable of doing such a horrible act. After all, they proclaimed, this...

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      The letter (fiction, a short story)

      New York, October 31, 2008 Dear Anna It is time. I want to tell you about the...

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